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This just in from the AP via Yahoo…

“WASHINGTON (AP) — A new worry for air travelers in the heart of the summer vacation season: The government is warning airlines that terrorists are considering surgically hiding bombs inside humans to evade airport security. And as a result, travelers may find themselves subjected to more scrutiny when flying, especially to the U.S. from abroad.

Bombs-in-the body is not a brand new idea, but recent intelligence indicates a fresh interest in using this method, as people-scanning machines in airports aren’t able to detect explosives hidden inside humans. Still, there is no current information that points to a specific plot involving surgically implanted explosives, a U.S. security official said, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss such sensitive matters.”

more: HERE

As a result of this new and terrifying development, I predict a further tightening of TSA airport security procedures such that anyone showing any evidence of recent surgery will have to be reopened, on the spot, by hastily trained TSA “surgeons” so that they can examine the surgical area for explosives. To avoid excessive delays in the airport security process, all those who are re-opened and found to be free of explosives will be quickly resealed, using super glue and packing tape, and sent on their way so that they will not miss their flights.

Those persons who do, in fact, have explosives inside their body cavities, not being as stupid as the average TSA goon will already have detonated their explosives right there in the security area, making further inspection unnecessary and quite beside the point since there will be nobody remaining to inspect or to be inspected.

Personally, I see few flaws in this new process.

Troy L Robinson

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