PostHeaderIcon Bailout Print Paupers

PJ O’Rourke’s plea, “Print paupers could use bailout” is great for a morning laugh while our very nature as a capitalist society is disintegrating before our unbelieving eyes:

Remember, America, you can’t wrap a fish in satellite radio or line the bottom of your birdcage with MSNBC (however appropriate that would be). It’s expensive to swat flies with a podcasting iPod. Newsboys tossing flat-screen monitors on to your porch will damage the wicker furniture. And a dog that’s trained to piddle on your high-speed internet connection can cause a dangerous electrical short-circuit and burn down your house.

Enjoy… if you still can laugh. â—„Daveâ–º

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