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		<title>Say It Again</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/10/09/say-it-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 06:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One sunny day in January 2013, an old man wearing what was once very nice clothing, but now worn and ragged, approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he&#8217;d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, &#8220;I would like to go in and meet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Picking on Barry</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/09/16/stop-picking-on-barry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>BS Bingo</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/09/05/bs-bingo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/09/05/bs-bingo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 03:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>Air Force Zero</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/08/24/air-force-zero/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/08/24/air-force-zero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AF General: &#8220;Sir, we have succeeded in creating a cloaking device for Air Force One.&#8221; Obama: &#8220;No way!&#8221; AF General: &#8220;That&#8217;s right, Sir. It will now be invisible.&#8221; Obama: &#8220;This I have to see.&#8221; AF General: &#8220;Certainly, Sir. Would you like to come along on its maiden flight?&#8221; Obama: &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t miss it for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PETA Victim</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/08/01/peta-victim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/08/01/peta-victim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This poor kid is sure getting mixed messages in this modern PC world: Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, &#8220;Fried chicken.&#8221; She said I wasn&#8217;t funny, but she couldn&#8217;t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mankiller</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/07/27/mankiller/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/07/27/mankiller/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a woman wears a black leather dress, a man&#8217;s heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally&#8230; Ever wonder why? It&#8217;s because she smells like a new truck. Now, add a drop of No. 2 Diesel behind one ear, and a drop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tieless Anniversary</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/03/09/tieless-anniversary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/03/09/tieless-anniversary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just ruminating over how March 9th has always been a special day in my life for the past 38 years. It is the anniversary of the very last time I ever wore a necktie, on 3/9/73. It is an easy date to remember for me, as it was the last day that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obamessiah Worried?</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2011/02/12/obamessiah-worried/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 18:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is Obama a Keynesian?</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2010/11/01/is-obama-a-keynesian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2010/11/01/is-obama-a-keynesian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 03:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brilliant bit! How pathetic that only one of these pinheads even recognized the word. Lord Keynes would not be amused&#8230; ◄Dave►]]></description>
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		<title>Scam Alert</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2010/09/13/scam-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2010/09/13/scam-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My apologies for not being active here lately; but I have been rather busy with a new hobby. I do want to give all my old friends a heads up regarding a new scam being perpetrated on unsuspecting old men. Women are often warned about protecting themselves at the mall and in parking lots, etc.; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clowns Aplenty</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/07/11/clowns-aplenty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/07/11/clowns-aplenty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>I Just Got Religion</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/07/10/i-just-got-religion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/07/10/i-just-got-religion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and I am still LMAO!]]></description>
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		<title>Tatoo of the Year</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/06/05/tatoo-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/06/05/tatoo-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>Chicago History Lesson</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/10/chicago-history-lesson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/10/chicago-history-lesson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 21:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a blast from the past. A political cartoon from the Chicago Tribune in 1934 entitled, &#8220;Planned Economy or Planned Destruction&#8221;: Study it carefully; particularly the &#8220;Plan of Action.&#8221; History repeats itself; and the Progressives accuse the conservatives of having tired outdated ideas! I just loved the &#8220;Young Pinkies from Columbia and Harvard.&#8221;  ◄Dave►]]></description>
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		<title>A Tax Too Far</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/04/a-tax-too-far/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/04/a-tax-too-far/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 06:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been having a nice chat with Gabe, one of the three (and soon to be only two) young Americans who labor diligently to fund my leisurely retirement lifestyle with their payroll taxes, in the comment section of my recent post about the demographic destiny of America. Technically, although I have been eligible for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Found One</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/03/i-found-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/05/03/i-found-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 06:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CBS recently published a poll breaking the Obamessiah&#8217;s approval rating down by race. They claimed that among blacks it was 97 &#8211; 0. Apparently not quite: His logic regarding Souter&#8217;s motive for retiring escapes me, since he admits that he was with the majority on the 6 &#8211; 3 split. I thought his point on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saving the Planet</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/04/24/saving-the-planet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/04/24/saving-the-planet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sagacious George Carlin understood &#8220;Earth Day&#8221; for what it was, and explained environmentalism as only he could. His unique species may now be extinct; but thanks to YouTube, his work remains immortal. If you are offended by Politically Incorrect thoughts, Piously Incorrect words, or Common Sense &#8211; viewer discretion is advised. ◄Dave►]]></description>
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		<title>Heartland Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/03/07/heartland-wisdom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/03/07/heartland-wisdom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<title>New Attitude</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/02/28/new-attitude/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/02/28/new-attitude/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[E-mail of the day: Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin&#8230; Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them&#8230; In 2009 the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PC Defined</title>
		<link>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/02/27/pc-defined/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thoughtsaloud.com/2009/02/27/pc-defined/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>◄Dave►</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at Texas A&#38;M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term&#8230; This year&#8217;s term was &#8220;Political Correctness.&#8221; The winner wrote: &#8220;Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth [...]]]></description>
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