Archive for February 8th, 2009
Why Women Shouldn’t Vote
The problem is that politicians tend to be alpha males and women’s minds are frequently clouded by irrelevant emotions. I don’t want crucial political decisions being made on the basis of silly females fantasizing over the wrong “stimulus package.” Politically Incorrect, you say? Try to get through this column in the NYT by Judith Warner:
The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs…
…Michelle saying the most beautiful things about Barack. Each time I heard her speak about him I got tears in my eyes…
Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president…
…the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream…
There was some daydreaming too, much of it a collective fantasy about the still-hot Obama marriage. “Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote…
…one woman in Wisconsin had frequent daydreams about having the Obamas over for a glass of wine…
Good grief; women. I’ll admit I found Sarah Palin easier on the eyes than Hillary Clinton; but I am not dreaming of sleeping with any politician. ◄Dave►
